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A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Triangle (5x11)

Although you need love be whole,
Relationships can take their toll.
Sometimes your best pal
Just can’t stand your gal
And sometimes you wind up a troll.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - The Replacement (5x03)

When Xander gets somehow divided
We hastily end up decided
That the twin who acts slow
Is the Xander we know
But it turns out he’s not so one-sided

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Buffy vs. Dracula (5x01)

This ep sees our favorite flunky
Entranced by the Dark Prince of Hunky.
But freed from Drac’s thrall,
Xand cries once and for all
That he’s done being the freaking butt monkey.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Primeval (4x21)

For once Xan came up with the plan: “This
Time we’ll get Adam — it can’t miss!
With all Giles’s smart,
Will’s skill, and my heart,
And Buff to show him who the manus.”

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - The Yoko Factor (4x20)

‘Twixt Buff and her best-friends-for-life
Spike plants the beginnings of strife
And by the plot’s end
Between these four friends
Is a tension you’d cut with a knife

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Pangs (4x08)

This Thanksgiving day turns ridiculous
When Xander shows up with the sniffle-us
And, lo and behold,
What they’d thought a cold
Was really a mean case of syphilis 

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - The Harsh Light of Day (4x03)

Being a dick is all part of Spike’s cool
And Xand’s too confused to be cruel —
But no reason we’ve found
Can excuse Buff’s rebound
For being a gigantic tool

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Enemies (3x17)

Angel acts like Angelus is back
To discover Faith’s plan of attack
And, just for some fun,
Before he is done
He gives Xander a long-coming thwack!

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Consequences (3x15)

Poor Xander had rather expected
(After how they had, you know, connected)
That Faith would be spilling
All her angst about killing
To a guy whom she surely respected

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - The Zeppo (3x13)

The worst (well, the new) Armageddon
Caused all of Xan’s friends to forget ‘im
And, so, with a pang
He joined up with a gang
But would not buy the farm to get in