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A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Intervention (5x18)

Glory breaks Tara’s hand with a crunch
Then sucks out her brains for her lunch.
But though she’s left senseless,
Confused, lost, defenseless,
Her girlfriend still packs quite the punch.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Forever (5x17)

Dawn took Joyce’s death pretty rough
And asked Will for some Dark Arts-y stuff.
“Dawnie,” she said,
“We don’t bring back the dead.
(Well, except when the dead one is Buff…)”

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Primeval (4x21)

For once Xan came up with the plan: “This
Time we’ll get Adam — it can’t miss!
With all Giles’s smart,
Will’s skill, and my heart,
And Buff to show him who the manus.”

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - The Yoko Factor (4x20)

‘Twixt Buff and her best-friends-for-life
Spike plants the beginnings of strife
And by the plot’s end
Between these four friends
Is a tension you’d cut with a knife

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - New Moon Rising, OR Tafadhali’s Werewolf Trigger, OR Too Many Feelings: A Melodrama (4x19)

If like Oz I’d been to Nepal
To learn to resist the moon’s thrall
My hard-won control
Would go down the hole
Trying to watch this ep and not bawl

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Wild at Heart (4x06)

When the werewolf inside is the cause
Of a night full of passion and claws
Oz breaks Willows heart
And decides to depart
For some hardcore alone time with Oz

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Living Conditions (4x02)

Buffy thought her roommate was a fright.
Will agreed, “She’s a little uptight.
So she has OCD,
But how bad can she be?”
Well, it looks like the Slayer was right

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Choices (3x19)

While Buffy feels trapped by her calling
And Xander’s career’s kind of stalling
Will looks to her future
And find Sunnydale suits her
‘Cause she is a witch and she’s balling

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Doppelgangland (3x16)

There once was a vampire called Will
Whose joy was to torture and kill
This warm, fluffy ‘verse
To her seemed perverse –
Though her lickable twin was a thrill

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Lover’s Walk (3x08)

Cordelia and Oz really flipped
When they saw both their sweethearts lock-lipped
And Angel pretends
He and Buff are just friends—
At least Spike can admit when he’s whipped.