A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Normal Again (6x17)
After demons, it’s easy to feel
That crazy’s not that bad a deal
So when offered this out
Buffy does start to doubt
That this Sunnydale hell could be real
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Intervention (5x18)
Glory breaks Tara’s hand with a crunch
Then sucks out her brains for her lunch.
But though she’s left senseless,
Confused, lost, defenseless,
Her girlfriend still packs quite the punch.
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Listening to Fear (5x09)
A demon who smells bad as hell
Stalks Joyce when her brain isn’t well.
It came from the moon
To quell all the loons,
But it sure picked the wrong mom to quell.
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Who Are You? (4x16)
Faith wishes her old bod, “So long!”
Feeling perky and flaxen and strong.
She’ll have some fun,
Give B’s boy a test run,
But she shouldn’t do that — it is wrong.
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - This Year’s Girl (4x15)
When Faith wakes one day from her coma
To bright lights and a sickly aroma
She’s got a big hole
In her chest and her soul
And Buff’s got a freakin’ diploma
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Goodbye, Iowa (4x14)
Agent Finn’s perfect life goes downhill
When he’s fired, betrayed, and gets ill
He’s been drugged by his boss
(And screwed over by Joss)
And his new “brother” gives him the chills
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - The I in Team (4x13)
Oh, she’d kill a girl in a sewer,
To ensure that her plan would endure!
She is oh so gen-i-us,
This new, new Prometheus,
Who’d guess that she’d wind up a-skewer?
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - A New Man (4x12)
When Giles and his ex reconnect
Ethan’s charms have a strange side effect:
They drink and go home
But Giles wakes up alone
Much ‘hornier’ than he’d expect
< / ethan/giles > < / for real this time > < / it’s ethan’s last episode > < / i did warn you >
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - A Programming Note From “A New Man”
Buffy/Faith? Rhymes platonic, not Sapphic!
Angel/Spike? We want that, well, we have fic!
But see Ethan Rayne
And we go insane —
Our verse takes a turn for the graphic.
We try to stay in the realm of canon here — but then Ethan Rayne.
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Doomed (4x11)
While the Scoobs are all stuck in the past,
It’s the present that has Spike downcast:
It’s driving him dotty
To be “kind of naughty”
'Til he learns he can still kick some ass