A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Lessons (7x01)
The two Summers women arrive
At a school that not many survive
Between drama and work
And dead things that lurk
Let’s hope Dawnie gets out alive
(Shout out to our very first limerick!)
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Two to Go (6x21)
When they’re trying to stop Will’s attack
Weighed down by two nerds who do jack
Thing start to look rough
For both Anya and Buff
They’re just lucky that Giles has their back.
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Villains (6x20)
Her friends think that justice will win,
But can Warren pay for his sin?
His gun tore apart
Willow’s still-beating heart
And all Willow took was his skin.
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Seeing Red (6x19)
When fighting has brought on a chill
Over Buff, Xander, Tara, and Will
Their wounds start to mend
By the episode’s end
'Til Warren comes in for the kill
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Entropy (6x18)
"First Anya, now Buff, with that dick?"
Cried Xander (who looked rather sick)
"Who’d think that Spike
Would be the town bike?”
Guess Xan hasn’t read any fic.
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - As You Were (6x15)
When Riley comes back on the scene
(A little less wholesome and clean)
He’s got a new girl,
But still thinks he might hurl
Seeing Buffy with Hostile 17.
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Older and Far Away (6x14)
Dawn, I know you’ve been under some stress,
But, frankly, you’re life is a mess.
You steal all your stuff
(Even presents for Buff)
And you summoned a demon, no less.
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Dead Things (6x13)
As we’ve hinted in previous verses,
Warren’s douchery worsens and worsens.
Denied mind control sex,
He murders his ex,
And then tries to frame Buffy with curses.
Doctor Who Character Limericks - Rory Williams
There once was a man-nurse named Rory
Who had quite a sad little story
He was cheated on twice
And he had to die thrice
Before Amy would tell him she’s sorry
Doctor Who Character Limericks - Amy Pond
A ginger girl Scotland-spawned
Of her self was unusually fond
Though she married a Roman
She found true love with no man
'Til on the TARDIS she met Amy Pond