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A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Spiral (5x20)

We’ve all had a road trip gone wrong,
Where the radio plays one damn song,
Or you live for three days
On warm cola and Lay’s…
Or you crash, and some god kidnaps Dawn.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Intervention (5x18)

Glory breaks Tara’s hand with a crunch
Then sucks out her brains for her lunch.
But though she’s left senseless,
Confused, lost, defenseless,
Her girlfriend still packs quite the punch.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Intervention (5x18)

When Buffy goes off on a quest,
Spike’s devotion is put to the test.
His love proves steadfast,
But the Scoobs can’t get past
The more sexbot-y proof he’s obsessed.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Forever (5x17)

Dawn took Joyce’s death pretty rough
And asked Will for some Dark Arts-y stuff.
“Dawnie,” she said,
“We don’t bring back the dead.
(Well, except when the dead one is Buff…)”

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - The Body (5x16)

In this world of demons and lore
The real stuff is often ignored.
So when no ghoul or spell
Can be blamed for this hell
The tragedy hurts all the more.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - I Was Made to Love You (5x15)

Warren built the girlfriend he had craved —
She was docile and hot, well-behaved —
But he found the robotic
Less than erotic
So from now on it’s human sex slaves

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Crush (5x14)

Every suitor who Buffy dismissed
Can find consolation in this:
Tend bar or suck blood,
You’ll still be a stud
To her fourteen-year-old little sis

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Blood Ties (5x13)

Dawn’s sister and mom always scold
When she whines and won’t do as she’s told.
But cut her some slack:
How mature can she act
When she’s secretly just six months old?

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Checkpoint (5x12)

Quentin’s men, at this critical hour,
Descend from their ivory tower
To proffer a hand
To the Watcher they canned,
‘Til the Scoobs realize they have the power.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Triangle (5x11)

Although you need love be whole,
Relationships can take their toll.
Sometimes your best pal
Just can’t stand your gal
And sometimes you wind up a troll.