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A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Into the Woods (5x10)

Riley let his bad feelings accumulate.
He silently moped ‘til it was too late.
Well, Riley, baby,
Have you thought that maybe
That’s why YOU SHOULD @#$%ING COMMUNICATE?

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Listening to Fear (5x09)

A demon who smells bad as hell
Stalks Joyce when her brain isn’t well.
It came from the moon
To quell all the loons,
But it sure picked the wrong mom to quell.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Shadow (5x08)

Pain fills Joyce’s head to the brim
And things with this Glory seem grim
But, no, Riley’s right —
At the end of the night,
This crisis is all about him.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Fool for Love (5x07)

Spike has slain many Slayers, it’s true,
But deep down what he is, through and through,
Is a big fool for love
Who is terrified of
Seeing Buff tear his dead heart in two.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Family (5x06)

To the truth Tara finally awoke:
She’d been lied to and wronged by her folks.
She was not cursed at birth
And her friends see her worth,
Even if they don’t quite get her jokes.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - No Place Like Home (5x05)

In this episode, chock-full of plot,
We at last see what this season’s got:
Dawn’s not real, Joyce is sick,
Glory’s mean, monks do tricks,
Folks go mad, there’s a key, Buff’s distraught.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Out of My Mind (5x04)

Riley’s system is all out of whack
And we’re sure sad ‘bout that heart attack
But it’s hard to recall
His problems at all
Seeing Spike and Buff get on their mack

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - The Replacement (5x03)

When Xander gets somehow divided
We hastily end up decided
That the twin who acts slow
Is the Xander we know
But it turns out he’s not so one-sided

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - The Real Me (5x02)

Though for now only lunatics see,
We all soon will know Dawn’s “real me”:
The girl with the diary
Was made in a friary
And her role in the show is, well…key.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Buffy vs. Dracula (5x01)

This ep sees our favorite flunky
Entranced by the Dark Prince of Hunky.
But freed from Drac’s thrall,
Xand cries once and for all
That he’s done being the freaking butt monkey.