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A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Forever (5x17)

Dawn took Joyce’s death pretty rough
And asked Will for some Dark Arts-y stuff.
“Dawnie,” she said,
“We don’t bring back the dead.
(Well, except when the dead one is Buff…)”

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - The Body (5x16)

In this world of demons and lore
The real stuff is often ignored.
So when no ghoul or spell
Can be blamed for this hell
The tragedy hurts all the more.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Listening to Fear (5x09)

A demon who smells bad as hell
Stalks Joyce when her brain isn’t well.
It came from the moon
To quell all the loons,
But it sure picked the wrong mom to quell.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Shadow (5x08)

Pain fills Joyce’s head to the brim
And things with this Glory seem grim
But, no, Riley’s right —
At the end of the night,
This crisis is all about him.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - No Place Like Home (5x05)

In this episode, chock-full of plot,
We at last see what this season’s got:
Dawn’s not real, Joyce is sick,
Glory’s mean, monks do tricks,
Folks go mad, there’s a key, Buff’s distraught.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Gingerbread (3x11)

The mothers of Sunnydale knew
To fight back was the right thing to do
To ease their concern
The bad girls must burn
So they formed the society M.O.O.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Band Candy (3x06)

If you go through the archives you’ll note
That my sis and I already wrote
A veritable psalm
‘Bout Giles banging Buff’s mom
(Though we’re clearly reluctant to gloat)

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered (2x16)

I think that if I had the choice
To forget this one scene, I’d rejoice
For how to un-see
What was just shown to me?
Young Xander being hit on by Joyce!

Harry Potter in Buffy #3: Joyce

Joyce Summers - Lily Potter