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A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Who Are You? (4x16)

Faith wishes her old bod, “So long!”
Feeling perky and flaxen and strong.
She’ll have some fun,
Give B’s boy a test run,
But she shouldn’t do that — it is wrong.

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - This Year’s Girl (4x15)

When Faith wakes one day from her coma
To bright lights and a sickly aroma 
She’s got a big hole
In her chest and her soul
And Buff’s got a freakin’ diploma

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Graduation Day, Part I (3x21)

With the Mayor about to ascend,
Buff continues an unhappy trend –
To throw off his game
And to save her old flame
She must stab yet another close friend

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Consequences (3x15)

Poor Xander had rather expected
(After how they had, you know, connected)
That Faith would be spilling
All her angst about killing
To a guy whom she surely respected

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Bad Girls (3x14)

She wanted, she took, and she had
She killed someone, then she turned bad
And, sad though it was,
It was worth it because
The Mayor will sure make a swell dad!

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Faith, Hope, and Trick (3x03)

There once was a slayer so tough,
She’d fight off the vamps in the buff
Her verve and her candor 
Soon won over Xander
But Buffy had had quite enough