A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Him (7x06)
There once was a boy whose allure
Appealed to girls young or mature
Forget his age bracket!
That letterman jacket
Cast a spell no court rulings could cure
No one wants to see how the sausage is made, but I just wanted to note that sometimes one of us pounds out a limerick in five minutes and then we pat each other on the back and go drink milkshakes and watch Starsky & Hutch — and sometimes we somehow end up with eight different unfinished limericks about “Selfless.”
The point where it descends into “Very Potter Musical” references is probably the low (high?) point.
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Help (7x04)
Now and then, Buffy must come across
A sad, unpreventable loss
But by now the Scoobs know
People die on this show
So let’s give it a rest, shall we, Joss?
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Same Time, Same Place (7x03)
When a ‘pocalypse cuts rehab short
Will returns to help hold down the fort
And though after her work
Her pow’rs still go berserk
She still comes home to love and support
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Beneath You (7x02)
Nan’s love life has hit a rough patch
But she thinks Xand could make a good catch
At least ‘til the tangle
Of his love quadrangle
Makes her re-think the worm as a match
A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Lessons (7x01)
The two Summers women arrive
At a school that not many survive
Between drama and work
And dead things that lurk
Let’s hope Dawnie gets out alive
(Shout out to our very first limerick!)
So, ever since Tumblr changed its search function, things keep getting accidentally reblogged to this Tumblr instead of my personal Tumblr. Usually I catch it when it happens, but sometimes I don’t, and…
I was going to say sorry, but, nope, actually, I’m not at all sorry about sharing a cute Morgan/Garcia picset with you. They’re perfection. Enjoy.
But I will try and work on the accidental reblog issue. Ugggggggh, Tumblr.